Self-styled Parisian lothario Bernard has three fiancées, each unaware of the others, and each a beautiful airline hostess with frequent “layovers.” He keeps “one up, one down, and one pending” – until unexpected schedule changes bring all three to  Bernard’s Paris apartment– at the same time.

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Directed by Jill Johnson

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Bernard: Male (30-50) A bachelor with great timing and humility. British accent a plus. Must be OK with movement

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Berthe: Female (40-95) An overworked but stodgy housekeeper. French accent a plus. Looks after Bernard and his affairs.

 

Robert: Male (30-50) A jolly good chap, friend of Bernard. English accent a plus. Slightly neurotic and overdramatic. Will require good comedic timing and physicality.

 

Gloria: Female (20-40) An American stewardess. New York accent or southern accent a plus. Very straightforward and sweet as pie.

 

Gabriella: Female (20-40) A hotheaded stewardess, takes no prisoners. Possibly Italian or maybe Latina. Looking to explore options with character work.

 

Gretchen: Female (20-40) A German stewardess. Will bring you beer and tie you up later. German accents not required but will explore European accents with character work.